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12.06.2025 03:08
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..